Silly Site o' the Day

Back from the ophthalmologist, where every worker has been vaccinated and they practice hygiene to such an extent that they even gave me a better mask to wear during my visit because my KN95 was interfering with proper positioning at the visual field machine. Passed the VF test with flying colors but now I have to worry about occluded meibomian glands, which can be treated with daily warm compression. Of course I have an eye compress, doesn't everyone? Or do y'all just have monkey tail beards instead? Honestly, sometimes I can't figure you out.