Silly Site o' the Day

We utilized the space heaters again last night and this morning. I can't seem to get warm. I called the landlord's office to find out when he'd be back in town to turn on the boiler to which only he has access, and was pleasantly surprised to discover that he came back yesterday and would be out today. I just hung up with him, he has to bring out the mechanic tomorrow to, I guess, change out the duct tape and renew the prayers. So one more night of space heaters, I guess. Oh well, it won't kill me, and if it did I would probably be ready with one of these grave markers.