Wow, the next Hallmark Holiday is less than a week away! Where has the time gone? If you want to be as fake as the holiday, here's a Love Poem Generator (via Gerard) you can use in place of, you know, actual romance and suchlike. Here's what it generated for me:
I wrote this letter especially for youIt's Vogon-level, isn't it? Honestly, it would be a totally revolting celebration were it not for the chocolate. I loves me my chocolate.
To prove that my love for you is true
Never shall I kiss someone else's lips
Never will we make any boring trips
Robin, you are unbelievably beautiful
When I am near you my heart goes like a raging bull
Words cannot express
What I felt when you said 'yes'
Robin, you mean so much to me
I never knew this could be
You are my sweetheart day by day
I hope you will never go away
These trousers are for you, I hope you will like it
I am dying to see your reaction, that I will admit
This poem has come to an end
There are many more I would like to send
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