Silly Site o' the Day

I don't quite have eclipse fever, but I'm definitely under the weather today. Got the errands done while Robin worked, came back quite a sorry heap, and have stayed that way since. Not setting foot outside the house tomorrow except to retrieve a case of water from the car, and I'm hoping to talk Robin into doing that as, you know, I can't really carry a case of water up two flights. In any case (of water), here's some very funny fake news about the eclipse, via Boohunney at Suburban Guerrilla. I think it's in the water, myself.