White Rabbits! Can I have one of their feet? It would serve me better than my own, particularly after having to descend and climb subway stairs, then take a five-block walk to a hotel, stand around for half an hour, sit uncomfortably for a further two and a half hours, then walk from 45th and Seventh Avenue to 51st and Lexington. I'm pretty hobbled now, even used the cane at work for awhile. Not the best way to lead into my birthday tomorrow. On the other hand, lots of people have it way worse, as this horror movie plot generator illustrates.