Definitely not feeling like posting a silly site today. The rain outside makes it seem like the world is crying. I haven't felt like this since late 1980, with the one-two punch of Reagan's election and Lennon's assassination. I saw the country's direction take a sharp turn backwards, a direction in which it's been more or less marching (with brief periods of respite in some areas) ever since. This feels like kind of a giant leap in the wrong direction. I fear for my friends in marginalized groups, and I fear for myself as well. But I must believe that love and humor will conquer all, and I know these things exist in everyone. Therefore, here are 10 reasons gay marriage must be banned.