The pirate speaks,"Every year I sort o' succumb t' t' Great Pumpkin Spice Conspiracy, but this year it's been sin'ularly uninspirin', at least so far. T' pumpkin spice whole grain bread has been t' best o' t' lot, but t' pumpkin spice wheat grog be definitely an acquired taste. I'm assumin' some o' these cocktails (no pumpkin spice involved) might be tastier:
Via Laughin' Squid. As far as I know, pirates did not drink anythin' with pumpkin spice flavor.