My goodness, I'm tired. I was tired to begin with this morning, then a 2-hour drive down to Mom's and a 5-hour drive back (we had a stop to make, then after I opted not to take the packed Cross Bronx Expressway we got caught in local traffic for over an hour) I'm more than wiped. What day is it? Is it someone's birthday? Are they even real? Via The Mary Sue, here's your Fictional Character Birthday Calendar.