White Rabbits, and laissez le bon temps whatever! Oh no wait, that's next Tuesday. I'm confused, IHOP free pancake day is today but Shrove Tuesday isn't for another week? And my mom's flying back to New Jersey before Passover this year? Gah, the world's turned upside down! at least we can still count on the preparations for a Royal Wedding. Complete with sick bags! Via the Awl.