Elayne Riggs' Journal (for Leah)

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Lighten Up, Doll

Honestly, why are y'all so up in arms over this? It was obviously just our President's way of honoring the late Mickey Spillane, whose characters were also known for their courtesy towards dames. All dames. All alike, all needy, all secretly craving inappropriate massages at international summits. The rest of her body language may say "get your paws off my back and act as befits your office, you boorish, undignified oaf," but her eyes say "yes"...

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