Elayne Riggs' Journal (for Leah)

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Apologies That Aren't Really Apologies, Part I

Bush: Yeah yeah, we're soooo sorry you don't like us using your airport to refuel our bomb-filled cargo planes bound for Israel, where we're soooo sorry they'll be promptly used.

Gibson: I'm sooooo sorry I was caught driving drunk, even if it's the Jews' fault. There, "sugar tits," are you happy now?

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