Elayne Riggs' Journal (for Leah)

Friday, July 01, 2005

Ms. Litella Speaks

What's all this I hear about the Supreme Court ruling against Kato Kaelin? Why, I never! That adorable little freeloader has slept on his last guest couch as far as I'm concerned, and what's so wrong about that? It's not like he doesn't have any money coming in from being a D-lister on countless reality shows where he has, naturally, been a guest. Including a proposed show where spending weekends at other people's houses is all he does! Young man, sooner or later you need to learn that looks can't get you everything in life, you need to grow up, you must take respon-- what? What?... Kelo? Not Kato? Eminent domain? Ohhh, that's very different. Never mind!

Update: Goodbye to Sandra Day...

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